The Funk has arrived, and TheBowling6 is infected.
It has been aided by 9 days of open-toed shoes and reused
underwear.
To counter this downward trajectory, Mom amps up the previous night's shower instructions:
"Tonight I want each of you to wash your
ENTIRE body with Bronner's. TWICE."
Bronner's is kept in reserve for just such a moment as this.
Garrett, our most inadvertently
entertaining one, responds, "Is that the smelly mint stuff? Thin
body wash? I drank it once."
Never daunted in her quest to minimize group odor, Mom encourages him, "Garrett, you can put it wherever you want. The
bottle says so."
Don't just read the bottle.
Fight the Funk.
ENJOY ONLY 2 COSMETICS, enough sleep 4 Dr. Bronner's 'Magic Soap' to clean
body-mind-soul-spirit instantly uniting One! All-One! Absolute cleanliness is Godliness!