FITBITTERED | adjective | \fit bit-er-d\ | origin: middle-class white America | The feeling experienced when one's exercise tracking device run's out of batteries just before attempting and/or accomplishing a cardio event, thereby preventing the wearer of said device from basking in the sense of accomplishment and bragging to their 'friends' on Facebook.
Examples:
Alan's recent laziness has been tracked and recorded for posterity on his iPhone app. When he finally worked up a small sweat walking amiably with his wife and kids for 2.6 (let's round up to) 4 miles, he was FITBITTERED to discover that his Fitbit Charge HR was out of batteries.
How is Alan to
know, verify and prove
the exact length, average/peak heart rate, calories burned,
AND, with his iPhone, show the GPS route
of his bimonthly exercise
with his FitBit batteries on the fritz?
He is FITBITTERED.
