"Garrett, you've got to go to the Doctor for your 10-year appointment," I offer with a level of ignorance I could never have predicted.
"She puts her cold hands on your private parts and then you scream," he responds without regard for his three sisters' proximity.
With unexpected insight, Louise chimes in, "Garrett, you would have screamed even if they weren't cold."
And to close it out, Garrett muses, "I don't even know why she does that. There's nothing wrong with my organ."