In preparation of our death-defying journey up the tramway and down the alpine slide (run by those who originated such adventures in Gatlinburg, Tn) in Keystone, SD (where they make beer for cool rednecks), Garrett turns to Mags, “Are you going to duct tape us on the slides?” Pause. It’s been a long time since we duct taped Garrett to anything for an extended period of time; why did this come up now? Pause, observing our surroundings, “Video tape, Garrett. No, we are not going to VIDEO tape you on the slide today.”
