On to more pressing issues:
Five-year-old Garrett weighs in at 35.5 lbs and 40.5 inches,
which puts him in the 20% in weight and 10% in height.
BUT WAIT A MINUTE...
these Imperial Growth Charts do not take into account the slighter stature of the Chinese race.
I bet he is thoroughly normal by their standards...
A quick tour through "Chinese Growth Chart" google results and I stand the proud father:
Garrett is 50% in weight and 25% in height.
