She walks in with one of those gummy sticky-but-not-sticky things you get out of the candy machine when you're with Mamma & Pappa, sitting on a platter...
"I think the jiggly things should all go to Mommy"
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"Mommy, there are two sets of letters in the alphabet that make the same sound:
C & K, and
R & W"
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"Daddy, since this carpet is not new anymore (it was installed thanks to W in July), can we eat sitting on it and not worry about dropping things" - implied goal: eat while watching a movie
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L: "We wasted money buying that Sign Language DVD because we thought Garrett couldn't hear"
E: "I told mom to wait until we got home with him."
