it's what makes a man a man
knowing that no matter the circumstances
no matter the schedule
the location
the humidity
the Braves win-loss record
we men hold true to our commitments
our standards of action
we poop when it counts
set your watch by it
give me my 15-minute window (07:00 - 07:15)
and I'll give you a goose-egg'd diaper every time.