Others, the gift of charm - think Carey Grant.
Some have the gift of a strong liver - our dear ol' U.S. Grant.
Louise is a LMP - Last Minute Pooper.
At Target on Wednesdays at 10am, as we stand in line with our groceries...
At any rest stop off any interstate on any length of a road trip...
At a party enjoyed for hours...
At home, after dragging her feet to get ready for bed, after Daddy has read to her and Emily, after prayers have been given...
It does not matter the length or breadth of opportunities afforded, there seems 
to be no time like the (very end of the) present for backing the trailer in.
to be no time like the (very end of the) present for backing the trailer in.
For all of the years her mother and grandmother have suffered in fear and shame over public pooping, over having people even know that they poop, Louise's colon attempts to atone.