42 minutes after bedtime and I'm still confounded by this new contraption mommy put on my door. now i cannot turn the knob when i get out of bed. i don't know what the problem is... just because i choose to express my rights as a citizen of this great country, jump out of my crib, and wander around the house six or ten times a night for hours and hours is NO REASON to resort to such measures. i'm going to have to take this up with my lawyer, as soon as i'm old enough to request legal council.