9.01.2014

Don't Mess with the Alarm

This past week my alarm failed. Never you mind why it failed. It has nothing to do with its age, with my receipt of the AM/FM radio clock just a few short years ago when I myself was granted the responsibility of getting off to school in sixth grade. I must say that after 20+ years of being dialed into 92.9 Z93 (until the Capitalist turds canceled the station), the tuner may occasionally get nudged just a hair, just a decimal degree, with the result of a blazing silence once the waking hour is struck.
With our children now in the school system, now maturing into responsible members of society, the occasional failure of my alarm is now found to spread its effects outwards, with its first victims of circumstances being our lovely 4th graders.
So I took them by car to school one day last week, missing the school bus but arriving in plenty of time before the first bell. All is well with the world...

Until tonight, as we put Elizabeth to bed.
"Mom, is Daddy's alarm working? Did he fix it? Because riding in the car in NOT fun."
"What's wrong," Maggie asked with naive compassion? 
"Well, when Daddy dropped me off, I barely got there in time. I didn't get to do my morning work (translation, "previous day's homework not yet complete and never revealed to my parents"), AND I don't get the good jobs, like writing the date on the board."
"We'll try better," Maggie tells her with feigned sincerity.
Writing the date on the board: it is a mighty fine job indeed.

7.31.2014

sok's Certified Fair Trade aftershave

Tonight I mixed the 2nd generation of my elixirs. My first attempt is transcribed here. 
I have both learned lessons from the previous efforts, and been guided by my enduring need to mettle with recipes. For posterity (and to serve as an easy way to find my recipes), I introduce:
The Shop v2, my attempt to capture the soul of a proper barber shop: 1 c white rum, 6 whole allspice, 1 stick cinnamon, 5 drops of orange essence. 
The Shop v3, in my controlled experiment, I added 5 drops of Bay Rum Leaf essence to the above. Traveling to the Caribbean and finding out the historical connection between Pimenta racemosa and Barber Shops in their 1920's glory is what started me on this adventure. This recipe mimics one published in a circa 1860's book and mentioned on the Art of Manliness.
     I should be using orange zest, but I was too lazy to go to the grocer's. 
 
Whiskey Jack v1: ½ c Kentucky Whiskey, ½ c witch hazel, 1 tsp glycerin, 3 cloves, 3 whole allspice, 1 stick cinnamon, 5 drops of orange essence.
Whiskey Jack v2: the above, with 2 pinches of black pipe tobacco. If it works, I shall name it "Grandpa Jack"
 
Mint Tea v2: ½ c white rum, ½ c witch hazel, 1 tsp glycerin, 5 drops of peppermint essence, 10 drops of tea leaf essence.
 
I shall cover with a rag and shake daily for a few weeks. Then I shall bottle and attempt to pawn them off on unsuspecting relatives. 

5.20.2014

Never too young

Approaching Louise's birthday, mom and Garrett are parading through Target:
"I want to buy Louise something,” he begins “but I’m broke."
"Well, that's fine. You can always make her something," mom replies, bringing to Garrett's consciousness the battle for which is worse: making crafts, or spending his money on someone else.-
"Problem is," he retorts, "I need to be saving up."
"Really," intrigued mom questions; "what for?"
"Nothing.”
Short pause, then recognition that ‘nothing’ inadvertently revealed him to be a bit chintzy, I’m saving up for my career."

4.01.2014

Step One: the Decision

Spent a part of Spring Break in small town, Florida, where I attempted to talk Maggie into moving.
Wouldn't it be lovely getting away from the ATL? 
Wouldn't it be lovely being just a few moments from work... from home?
Wouldn't it be lovely...
Maggie stared at my tired soul, half compassion, half cross-eyed.

A few days later, driving homeward, Maggie turned to me, full of authority, command in her voice, and declared that we were moving. Moving not to Mayberry, but to the dark side of the moon, the heart of darkness, the bastion of suburbia, East Cobb.

We've a long row to hoe, a house with unknown value and an undisclosed myriad of issues. Don't have a plan, and am barely able to comprehend leaving our homestead; but I am taking strength from my better half, trusting her resolution. 

Let the games begin...

2.13.2014

A Man Comes into a Canyon

A man comes into a canyon and makes it his own. With the cunning of his mind and the courage of his heart he makes it his own. With one leg of bone and one leg of wood he kills the mighty buffalo and he has what he needs for food and clothing and shelter. He keeps the canyon his own when he kills the evil one that would despoil it, the blood-drinking one of the mountains. It is his and he has made it so. But he has not done this alone.
… In his hand is a knife that was made far away by another man, a knife that was given to him by an old one, a great one. In his mind is the knowledge to make fire and weapons and clothing and to find food and to provide shelter, knowledge given to him by those who taught him when he was a boy and those who showed him by their own doing when he lived among them.
By himself he is nothing. Only the courage is his alone. All of those others are with him, even in his canyon, and he cannot ever be free of them, for what they have given is with him and is part of him, and without them he could not have made the canyon his own.
Jack Schaefer
The Canyon © 1953

I am self-driven, motivated by personnel excellence. I seek to learn, and do so. I work harder, longer, and sometimes smarter. And in its own way, my life is the American dream.
But in this dream,
(while I bring an essential ingredient to its progression)
a string of people and circumstances,
personal and abstract,
trivial and divine,
have allowed, helped, and lead me to where I am.
Focusing on my immediate vicinity, I see my elevated accomplishments. But in moments of rare consciousness (as when reading the above), I am reminded that the knife in my hand was made far away by others, that the knowledge I have was given to me, that I am surrounded by those who showed me how to live through their own lives.
If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you've got a business—you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen.
President Barak Obama
Roanoke, Virginia
July 13, 2012
Our President is a bit obtuse in making these declarations, reinforced through multiple speeches throughout his recent campaign. In one very real context, his statements were dangerous and forbidding, reminiscent of the most powerful speeches of a century past, speeches that led over half of the world’s land masses down a dark path of humanistic socialized self-annihilation. I doubt, however, he intended to portray said images. Likely, he recognizes, like me, that even the best of us are surrounded by a great cloud of encouragers, supporters, enablers. There are very few islands among us.

My knife is sharp, solid, and ready to work. As I go about my life, succeeding when I can, I will rely on those before and aside me, and commit to prove reliable to those aside and behind me.